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Die Hard, Harry Potter.
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This guy should have won an Oscar for his performance in The Fifth Element.
It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all… nothing at all… nothing at all…
The fleshy elephant nymph from The Fifth Element is my favorite thing.
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10 Things You Need to Know About Graboids:
- They’re under the god damned ground.
- They are huge and hard to kill.
- They are hungry for human flesh.
- There’s nothing like them in the fossil record, I’m sure of it.
- Snake monsters shoot out of their mouths and grab you.
- They are blind, but sense vibrations in the ground.
- There’s no way we can outrun them. No way. They’re too fast.
- They smell bad, I’m sure of it.
- These suckers are smart.
- The way I figure it, there’s at least 3 more of these things…
Read More: Tremors - A Story In Pictures
I’m the Mary.
I would like to introduce you to this hot muffin: Patricia Taylor. She is Keanu Reeves cleavagy mother. She’s also a former showgirl.
10 Things I Learned from The Craft
#3 — The Difference Between a Good Witch and a Bad Witch
Good witches balance pencils and bind others from doing harm against themselves or harm against others. They are also more conventionally pretty and have not-crazy eyes. Bad witches have crazy hair and crazy witch shoes and crazy teeth, in addition to their crazy eyes.
Read more: http://imshayshay.blogspot.com/2013/02/10-things-i-learned-from-craft.html
