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imaginerickmoranis:

Imagine Rick Moranis giving out free cake to everyone, even though it’s his birthday.

This song hit #1 25 years ago today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSn81dLK6s

My mom and Daryl Dixon have the same haircut. 

The 10 Best Super Crappy Movies

{#9} I was legitimately confused when people started talking shit on this movie when it came out.
The Good: Bryce Dallas Howard and her dreamy face, Joaquin Phoenix and his dreamy eyes, Adrien Brody, Sigourney Weaver and Judy Greer who can do no wrong, and Michael Pitt with that cute little mouth of his. The look and styling of the movie is perfect, and it was suspenseful in true Shyamalanonian fashion.
The Crappy: Nothing. I’m sorry, is the twist ending upsetting to you? It’s an M. Night Shyamalan movie. They all have twists. Maybe he twisted so hard that the knob came off, but I did not see it coming, so I’m marking it down as a winner.

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The 10 Best Super Crappy Movies

{#9} I was legitimately confused when people started talking shit on this movie when it came out.

The Good: Bryce Dallas Howard and her dreamy face, Joaquin Phoenix and his dreamy eyes, Adrien Brody, Sigourney Weaver and Judy Greer who can do no wrong, and Michael Pitt with that cute little mouth of his. The look and styling of the movie is perfect, and it was suspenseful in true Shyamalanonian fashion.

The Crappy: Nothing. I’m sorry, is the twist ending upsetting to you? It’s an M. Night Shyamalan movie. They all have twists. Maybe he twisted so hard that the knob came off, but I did not see it coming, so I’m marking it down as a winner.

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On this day, 20 years ago, Erasure released this song unto the world. Angels weeped.

nylonmag:

Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston in Only Lover Left Alive makes us want to be vampires

TWILIGHT FOR HIPSTERS
The 10 Best Super Crappy Movies

{#10} If you think Waterworld is bad, watch it drunk, then talk to me. If you still think it’s bad, watch it hungover then talk to me again.
The Good: Say what you will about Waterworld, post-apocalyptic films are always entertaining in my book. Plus, it’s got Kevin Costner in it. Oh come on, why does this guy get so much crap? He’s a nice, corn-fed American boy.
The Crappy: Ridiculous non threatening sea-doo riding villains, everyone’s crusty/burnt/infected looking faces, dumb costumes, and the fact that Kevin Costner is essentially a mer-man in grubby Beetlejuice pants, there is plenty of crap to spread around.

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The 10 Best Super Crappy Movies

{#10} If you think Waterworld is bad, watch it drunk, then talk to me. If you still think it’s bad, watch it hungover then talk to me again.

The Good: Say what you will about Waterworld, post-apocalyptic films are always entertaining in my book. Plus, it’s got Kevin Costner in it. Oh come on, why does this guy get so much crap? He’s a nice, corn-fed American boy.

The Crappy: Ridiculous non threatening sea-doo riding villains, everyone’s crusty/burnt/infected looking faces, dumb costumes, and the fact that Kevin Costner is essentially a mer-man in grubby Beetlejuice pants, there is plenty of crap to spread around.

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wolfhard:

Forg, the Winter Frog. (1)

papermagazine:

Kurt Cobain photographed by Jesse Frohman.

papermagazine:

Kurt Cobain photographed by Jesse Frohman.

Solar power. When will people learn?

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Veronica’s nightstand.

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